Day Two: Most Embarrassing Moment Ever

Day 2: Write a paragraph (with a topic sentence) “My Most Embarrassing Moment Ever.”

Those who know me know that I get into a lot of hinky, stinky situations; something would have to be collossally horrifying for me to say it is the most embarrassing ever. One day, however, definitely qualifies. I was taking the girls to lunch at the Bloomington Burger King; it was high noon and the place was packed. They were both still in diapers but I, alas, was not. I knew I’d have to use the restroom, which was literally located right inside the dining area. I took them in there with me, and proceeded to get on with it. After finishing up, we walked out into the restaurant. Just as we cleared the doorway of the bathroom, Hannah looked up at me and hollered “Your poopy REALLY STINKS Mom!” Even Casey pulled her nuk out of her mouth and said quite loudly “Yeah, really gross Mom.” It was if someone pushed a mute button – silence fell, heads turned and I swear a spotlight beamed down on me. Guess who didn’t get the Kid’s Meal that day?